If You’re Going to Play the Fool, Be a Genius at It (Part 2)

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Though bullies may think you’re the stupidest person on the face of the earth, you can turn it against them and to your own advantage if you do it right.

Nobody likes to feel stupider than the next person and bullies have a way of making you feel that way. The feeling that someone else is smarter than you are can be unbearable and if bullies get the feeling that you’re smarter than them, they’ll always try to justify it by saying things like,

“You may have all the book smarts in the world, but not have a lick of common sense.”

My classmates always used to say, “she may be good at writing and singing, but she ain’t good at anything else!” or my personal favorite, “If it weren’t for her singing voice or writing talent, she wouldn’t be worth beans!”

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But here’s a nugget of reality they hadn’t learned and even today, still don’t know:

Everyone’s a dummy outside of their talents, gifts and fields!

Fish can’t fly,
Birds can’t swim,
Most pro football players can’t write fiction novels,
And most singers and writers probably suck at sports!

Stephen King is a fantastic writer, but probably couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket!

My point is that everyone has something they’re good at, maybe some haven’t found out what it is, but everyone has a talent somewhere!

I can’t count the times people- classmates and some teachers, told me that very same line to remind me that I wasn’t as smart as I made myself out to be, even when I made good grades and high marks or was recognized for an achievement.

I seemed to get that little reminder all the time.

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But understand that people will say things like this any time they feel you are surpassing them at something. Even better they lull themselves into thinking you are dumber than anyone else! But if you see it as an opportunity, you can turn tables on bullies and make utter fools out of them- right before the eyes of everyone else!

So, let them delude themselves into a false sense of superiority. Oh yes! You read that correctly! Let them think you’re the dumbest, most ignorant fool around because it’s the first step in laying your trap for them.

And once they get the idea that you’re so dumb you couldn’t pour pee out of a boot, that’s when it’s time to pull something elaborate, sly and shady as hell!

Look dumber than your bullies and their perceptions of you will be your shield- your cover when you slyly bait them or attack them, trick or deceive them! And if they do find out you were behind it, it’ll be too late, and they’ll look like blooming idiots!

I’ll give you an example from when I was in middle school (then called junior high):

During the seventh grade, a group of girl bullies sat at the table next to mine and they were brutal. One day, suddenly and out of the clear blue, they began acting nice.

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I knew there was a catch somewhere, but I decided to humor them just to see what they wanted. (But don’t they all want something when they suddenly begin pouring on the pleasantries?) Sure enough, they very sweetly asked me to take up their trays (Ah-HA!!!)

There it was, having seen them do the same to a smaller boy in the class, I smiled at them,and agreed to do it. So, I decided to be their maid for a while.

Other kids laughed and thought I was a complete pushover. But I knew something they didn’t, and they’d soon find out when the opportunity arrived for me to put my plan into action.

I continued to play maidservant to them for the next week until they decided that they were going to get up and leave the lunchroom. The girls left their trays, empty milk cartoons, dirty napkins and other garbage lying on the table, thinking I’d take them up for them.

I only got up and went to my next class, leaving those trays sitting right there on the table, exactly where the girls had left them! As a result, the cafeteria ladies got the names of all the girls and reported them to the principal!

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The principal then came and got those girls out of class, took them back to the cafeteria and made them clean up their own mess. Oh, the humiliation they suffered!

Word got around about it in a matter of minutes, and the girls became laughing stocks of the school! School staff would scowl at the girls and other kids pointed fingers at them, calling them nasty pigs, dirty butts, skanks, slobs, and other degrading names! I played stupid and ended up making them look like the utter trash they were.

I’ll be honest here! I was loving every minute of it! And their reactions? Fury! Rage! They immediately threatened physical retaliation. They yelled, screamed, called me all kinds of names, while I laughed.

Luckily nothing happened and best of all, they never bothered me again after their anger cooled. They learned a valuable lesson in this. Never underestimate someone you think is stupid. They just might prove to be smarter than you think.

And if the opportunity presents itself, why not take it?

2 thoughts on “If You’re Going to Play the Fool, Be a Genius at It (Part 2)

  1. Cherie, I have learned quite a lot by playing stupid. I love to pick someone’s brain.
    When I first started playing the organ it was on the job training. I had to play for the crusades in the States. So, I would sit behind an organist watch what they did. I then would try to reproduce the sound.
    They say Lucille Ball was a genius. I have heard that it is something most cannot do.

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